SexyChris: Missing Bacon And Unwanted Visitors

First off, i have to apologise. No, i didn’t steal Chris’ bacon, nor was i his unwanted visitor. But, i did have a visitor myself and to say a few gallons of alcohol were consumed would be putting it lightly.

So the fact i pressed record and then left for an hour or so,  therefore leaving the first video being more of an audio video thanks to Twitch and their ‘just f*ckin sign up’ logo, is to be solely blamed on the devil drink.

But it wasn’t just his missing bacon that had Chris riled up. Oh no, when the weekly gas service was due (or wasn’t in this case) Chris decided enough was enough, and he was phoning his way into a meltdown.

I’ve mentioned this before. Count the time Chris is supposedly crying, and then imagine you being able to be in tears, for that length of time, and never have to wipe a tear away?

It’s impossible. The natural human reaction to crying is to wipe your eyes. Funny how Chris never has that problem eh?








3 Thoughts to “SexyChris: Missing Bacon And Unwanted Visitors”

  1. lipalert

    lol when chris loses it he’s the best caster ever, his casts have been pretty boring lately but he’s back to being the king on this one…

  2. Stella Artois

    Now Chris knows how his mam feels and everyone one else when he takes stuff of them and never pays for it. Not nice is it Chris, the crocodile tears usually make a appearance when he dont get his own way.

  3. RUBY

    God i love him , he,s so funny , one of a kind and no one like him casting x

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